You know you are a horror nut when...

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  1. NaturesMistake

    NaturesMistake Active Member

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    Your professor is talking about a horrible mining accident and all you want to do is scream BABABABABOOOOOGENS!
     
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    maskull I finally got an avatar!!! Yay!!

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    That is awesome. :)
     
  3. Mattapooh

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    I read the "horrible mining accident" and my brain went to "Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside?"

    Does that make me a Bee Gees nut? No, but it DOES make me a dork :(
     
  4. Rockmjd

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    ...you worry more about a zombie apocalypse than terrorist attacks, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, asteroids, and global warming combined.
     
  5. Matt89

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    :spit:

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    Mattapooh Member

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    Actually, and this is sort of embarassing, I've always planned my escape routes and survival tactics in case of zombie apocalypse in EVERY place I've ever lived. I keep thinking "Well, if I hold out in the bathroom in the basement, I'll have water, but they might all come down and the weight might break the door down...". Seriously, just weird.
     
  7. soxfan666

    soxfan666 Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad I'm not the only one who makes plans for the attack. I also try to think of ways to get to other family members and be a badass hero.
     
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    Matt89 Well-Known Member

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    You guys are nuts. :lol:

    ~Mattt
     
  9. Erick H.

    Erick H. Well-Known Member

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    When you're watching an old Merchant Ivory film and you begin to imagine how cool it would be if Vincent Price suddenly turned up.
     
  10. NaturesMistake

    NaturesMistake Active Member

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    :banana: If you like zombie flicks, you had to have at least thought of "what if?" once.

    It's like kids with Pokemon man! That all want Pikachu to be real!

    Kind of like how I wouldn't mind the world ending...

    :eek1: Um... Did I actually type that...

    Uhhh...

    :glasses:
     
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    If Zombies attack I'm going to shoot them in the head. And I'll fast load my gun by pushing bullets down the barrel.
     
  12. Erick H.

    Erick H. Well-Known Member

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    Ah,the David Warbeck method for rapid reloading.
     
  13. bwana the clown

    bwana the clown Supreme Ruler Of Sados

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    I'd be a dirty lying scumbag if I said I hadn't considered at least once, which would be the best shopping mall to hole up in.
     
  14. evildeadfan123

    evildeadfan123 Sam & Dean Winchester

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    You get 3 tattoos of Evil Dead, 2 of them Promotional images from the movie, The Evil Dead logo with the Woman reaching her hand out, and Bruce Campbell holding the Shotgun in one hand, and an Axe in the other hand, and my 3rd Tattoo is Ellen "Cheryl" Sandwiss in the cellar, and the words "Join Us" above her head.
     
  15. Mok

    Mok Family is Forever

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    If the world seriously did have a zombie outbreak we'd be fucked. There are so many people all around us at any given time, the zombie hoards would just overrun us, especially if they could run *seed planted, waits to watch debate about running/walking zombies* :D
     
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    walking! after rigor mortis, how are their limbs supposed to bend that quickly? totally unrealistic. if theres one thing i crave in a movie about the living dead, its a strict adherence to the laws of nature!
     
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    I could run if I were a Zombie.
     
  18. X-human

    X-human I ate my keys

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    With chainsaw hands. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

    I work in a large complex right next to a cemetery. There's an air raid siren right in the cemetery as well. My friend and I are constantly talking about how to defend the compound from a zombie attack as we consider ourselves on the front lines.
     
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    One of my friends would have to get my horror nut vote because she named her baby Ash!
     
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    I named my son Vincent after Vincent Price.
     

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