If I was bit on the penis by a snake, would you suck the venom out?

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If I was bit by a snake on the penis, would you suck the venom out?

  1. Yes.

    26.7%
  2. No.

    73.3%
  1. Fistfuck

    Fistfuck Slowest to 2000 posts

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  2. Mutilated Prey

    Mutilated Prey Soul Stealer

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    Sorry Buddy, don't know ya well enough.
     
  3. Spit

    Spit Active Member

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    totally, as long as you did have aids or something.
     
  4. KR~!

    KR~! The Apocalyptic Kid

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    hell no,
     
  5. KGBRadioMoskow

    KGBRadioMoskow Makes any meat boneless!

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    No, because:

    1) Anyone with their pecker out where a venomous snake can bite it is just speed dialing Darwin, and I don't thwart Darwin's harvests.
    2) Sucking the venom out is now widely regarded as ineffective and even counter productive.
    3) Gives my heterosexual inclination the willies.
    4) You're probably just lying about being bit by a snake.
     
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  6. rhett

    rhett Administrator

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    This sheds a whole new light on your name.
     
  7. Mutilated Prey

    Mutilated Prey Soul Stealer

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    :lol: Go Spit!
     
  8. bigdaddyhorse

    bigdaddyhorse Detroit Hi-on

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    Sorry Mr. Fuck, but I can't do it. These are all valid reasons:

     
  9. maybrick

    maybrick Well-Known Member

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    Before you suck venom out, you have to make a cut. Make a cut down there and you'll bleed to death. Either way you're fucked without some anti-venom so my answer is no.
     
  10. Vlachio

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    Guess I'm going to be alone on this one. I myself would do it cause it's not THAT big of deal really it isn't. I think if anything it would bother most men sticking another guys dick in they're mouth. Sometimes shit happens and you have to make a split second second decision. Like I said I think this bothers homophobic men more then women.

    Anyway I'd do it for you bigdaddy. How do you like those apples? Also for those of you that have a GF if I did this for you would it be considered cheating no your end?


    Thoughts?
    :spit:
     
  11. KGBRadioMoskow

    KGBRadioMoskow Makes any meat boneless!

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    Now I know the answer of who not to appoint as doctor when the real thing isn't available.

    Long before sucking out snake venom was deemed a waste of time, making a cut to do so was already a big no no. Just results in an infection vector and exposes the rescuer to blood borne diseases. They tossed that practice out a couple *decades* ago.

    And your pecker isn't the fire hydrant of your cardiovascular system. Unless you're making the cut with an electric kitchen knife and then madly run around the room to amp up the blood flow, the kind of cut required for the procedure wouldn't result in death.

    And antivenom is a term used only because English speakers couldn't figure out the word antivenin. Given most people can't understand the difference between a venomous animal and a poisonous one, doesn't surprise me.
     
  12. Katatonia

    Katatonia Hellbound Heart

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    No... but if I had a machete nearby, I'd chop it off for you.
     
  13. Matt89

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    Doesn't venom have to be INJECTED for it to be deadly? And poison has to be INGESTED for it to be deadly, correct? That's what I heard, anyway.

    ~Matt
     
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    Yup, that wins.
     
  15. Workshed

    Workshed A Barge Person

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    No, but I would hold your hand while you died.

    Then I would steal your wallet.
     
  16. bigdaddyhorse

    bigdaddyhorse Detroit Hi-on

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    I'm flattered.:D
    The concenus here is that it would not be cheating if done to save a life. Now if there was some extra sucking after the venom was gone with sexual intent, that might be cheating.
     
  17. maybrick

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    Kind of taking a joke topic a bit too seriously, don't you think? :lol:
     
  18. rhett

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    So what do you think, should I make this the main page poll?
     
  19. othervoice1

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    Well if you let the person die you'll feel horrible and be labeled a sick jerk the rest of your life (I mean we are talking life or death here people)- if you suck on his penis then - well noone (including yourself) is gonna ever forget that either. I just cant bring myself to answer this poll either way - Ill just pray that the .0000000000000001 percent of a chance of this situation happening in my prescence will simply never take place.....
     
  20. YottNik

    YottNik Pay the price!

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    Yes, for fifty bucks.
     

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