Horror Hotties you would switch teams for.

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  1. Fistfuck

    Fistfuck Slowest to 2000 posts

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    The hot guy from Friday the 13th: Final Chapter. Scott, is that his name? Or is Scott the guy from Friday part 2? Add him to the list as well. Ryan Reynolds, maybe.

    That's all I can think of. Ugh, I'd be a horrible gay guy. I'm so picky.
     
  2. bloodthrill

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    Think you might mean Doug, (Peter Barton,one of my "picks".. lol).Scott was the pest who was always after Terri in part 2, (and who tapped that ass with a slingshot).From what i know,gay men are kinda picky,so we'd be right at home.

    In the interest of holding onto my heterosexuality, I just sat through the abysmal "Complacent" for a chance to see Kerri Green act in like,fifteen years. At (around) 40,the woman is still just.. yum.it is a testament to her beauty (and acting,not to mention my adolescent crush on the character "Andy") that I was able to finish this.If I ever get around to finishing a script,I will recommend that the director totally recruit her..after a visit to my own private casting couch of course.. cougar-style.:D
     
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  3. msw7

    msw7 Re-animated member

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    Hell, if I were gay I'd go straight for Grace Park too..

    /by which I mean, pic?
     
  4. X-human

    X-human I ate my keys

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    So you'd rather fuck someone with a penis than without? Now who's more gay? :D

    Kinda reminds me of a guy I knew who watched she-male on female porn, claiming it was more straight that straight porn. I'll just stick with the all girl stuff; don't really care how gay the "lesbians" are thanks.
     
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    LOL I'm pretty sure you are,since your pick started out with a dick, and surgically pushed it up inside his/herself,and you still have enough interest in having sex with him/her to post a disgusting (but relatively tasteful) picture.

    I've said all along I wouldn't fuck a dude,I'm just having fun playing the game.And since the word "she-male" gives me the heebie jeebies,I'd guess your friend is just psychotic,with really bad taste in porn. ;0
     
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  6. Paff

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    Hate to be a tease on that one, but I don't share that photo except with people I know. For one thing, Grace Park is taller than me, and she's wearing heels, so I look like a freakish midget. Secondly, imagine what kind of face you'd make if you were touching Grace Park's bare hip. Yeah, it's among the top ten goofiest smiles ever captured on film.
     
  7. msw7

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    Considering the circumstances, I think you've earned a pass.

    Wait, now her hip is bare?! Damn, you are a tease.

    ok, though. :cry:

    :)
     
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    Who died and made you Judge Judy?
     
  9. baggio

    baggio Well-Known Member

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    On the Grace Park issue.


    Has anyone ever mentioned she kinda looks like a guy. Maybe that's why your gay friend digs her.


    There I mentioned it. :)
     
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    If liking Grace Park and NOT liking Sheri Moon Zombie makes me gay, then ya can put that rainbow sticker on my car right now.
     
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    baggio Well-Known Member

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    Jolt,who the hell asked you to stick your nose in mine and X-human's affairs?True,we're posting on a public message board,but here we are, having a debate about trannies,and who's more gay, etc.. and in you pop with your references to washed-up, elderly T.V. harridans.I was making a point,(which again,had nothing to do with you),and didn't ask what anyone else personally though about what I had to say, (which includes you). Stay out of it unless you're asked to participate, to avoid looking foolish.:p

    and Baggio-LOL Nice touch.
     
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    As a gay man I'm intrigued by all the straight male posters choosing John Terlesky. He was a definite teen crush of mine after seeing "Chopping Mall." He was very sexy in that which I guess is why I'm surprised to hear straight guys choose him. Usually if they even venture a name it's an androgynous celeb like Johnny Depp or Prince, or an uber-masculine type like Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris or Kurt Russell. Terlesky seems like the handsome, cocky stud who would try to steal your girlfriend.

    As far as my choice, I always thought Deborah Foreman was cute. And Laura Elena Harring from "Mulholland Drive" and "Silent Night, Deadly Night 3" is absolutely stunning.
     
  14. well there's lots actress i find attractive, but i'd never switch teams.
     
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    Chance,I think my reasoning behind picking John is just that-his confidence.Since we straight posters aren't talking sex,I guess its delving into other attractive qualities in a person in general. I generally befriend pretty cocky people, (am a little myself,if you hadn't noticed),and liked Terlesky's character Mike,because I'd enjoy busting his balls,taking him down a peg if I knew him in real life,as I do with my buds.Plus,from a guy's point of view, he IS nice-looking,and obviously takes care of himself,as I try to. So I guess it boils down to similarities,compatibility.

    On the opposite end of the spectrum, I watched another (disappointing) Netflix find, The Allnighter,with Susannah Hoffs of the Bangles,which also featured Mr.J. Terlesky himself. He was a bleach-blonde surfer dude,pining over the main female.I kept thinking, 'what a douche',and he looked freakish.So I really think it was the role,and liking Chopping Mall so damned much, (one of my favorites).The same goes with Ryan Merriman, (like his movies).Others like Justin Long and Peter Barton are definitely more androgynous.In fact,Peter is almost "pretty" enough to be a chick.I recall on the DVD commentary the director said he wanted Jason to wreck the prettiest guy's face in the shower kill.But they all seem like they'd be cool to chill with in his own way.
     
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  16. aoiookami

    aoiookami Demon Fetishist

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    Yes that's what I meant
     
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    It was a joke jackass.
     
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    So was mine. Read it carefully,you couldn't possibly take it seriously.. jackass.
     
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    You never know! :lol:
     
  20. baggio

    baggio Well-Known Member

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    I think because it was to list actors/actresses from horror movies only.
     

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