Horror Hotties you would switch teams for.

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  1. Spit

    Spit Active Member

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    They say everyones a little gay.

    I consider myself a fairly normal heterosexual chick. I've never had a thing for a girl I've actually known, but recently I've developed this weird crush on Sheri Moon Zombie. I can't explain it, shes a mediocre actress and hasn't been in anything that I thought was amazing but I still totally have the hots for her. I'm debating having this image printed as a poster.

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    This isn't the first time this has happened either. About 2 years ago I went though a similar Sybil Danning phase.

    Anyone else got a thing for a horror hottie they would switch teams for? Or am I just a freak and a dyke?
     
  2. Anthropophagus

    Anthropophagus Well-Known Member

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    Sherri Moon Zombie is hot as hell, as was that chick in Piranha 3D. There's been tons of beautiful women in horror, I just recently re-watched the Blob remake and Shawnee Smith was pretty gorgeous back then too as is Danielle Harris from the Halloween films.
     
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    I always tell people that Kurt Russell is my gay crush, if that helps. I find that it is good to know the answer to that question in advance, so that you can blurt out the answer before the question is even completely out of the asker's mouth. For comedic effect, ostensibly.
     
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    YottNik Pay the price!

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    I might get naked for Dick Miller. But that's probably just me.
     
  5. Marshall Crist

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    As far as the ladies, good lord, Caroline Munro and Edwige Fenech are just about the hottest things to ever walk the globe, in horror movies or otherwise.
     
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    I dunno about switching teams,but I'll agree that Sybil Danning was pretty hot in her day, (hello,They're playing With Fire!)....along with,as mentioned, Shawnee(Blob '88) Smith,Nancy(Halloween '78) Loomis-Kyes,Dana(F13th part 3)Kimmell,Christa(2001 Maniacs) Campbell,Suzee (Savage Streets) Slater,Diora (TCM: The Beginning) Baird,Nicole(2001 Maniacs: Field Of Screams) Rae,Kim (Freddy's Revenge) Myers..damn,so many hot mamas,too many to count.

    In keeping with the theme of the thread, Justin(Jeepers Creepers) Long,Peter(Friday The 13th part 4:The Final Chapter) Barton,Ryan (Final Destination 3) Merriman,Kevin (Wrong Turn) Zegers, and John(Chopping Mall) Terlesky provide some decent man-candy.:fucked:
     
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    Rhett.
     
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    Lucio Fulci :D
     
  9. Anthropophagus

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    Damn, how could I forget Debisue Voorhees from Friday The 13th Part V. A shoe-in for breast actress in a slasher film.
     
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    I saw a picture of her recently at a horror convention my friend went to. Man, she did not age very well at all. But you are right, in her prime Ms. Voorhees stood atop the pantheon of my masturbatory fantasies of Friday the 13th hotties.
     
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    I can't think of anyone I'd switch teams for, in fact, with all the hot girls already mentioned this thread, I couldn't possibly want a dude.

    Now if the question was "who would you fuck up your current relationship for a chance with?":
    Shannon Elizabeth
    Shawnee Smith (probably, although I have suspicions we may not get along)
    Jessica Beal
    Melinda Clarke
    Milla Jovovich
    Phobe Cates (probably, haven't seen recently but she was so fine)
    Molly Ringwald
    Sherilyn Fenn
    and Eliza Dushku

    If it was "pick a dude to hang and drink with":
    Kurt Russell
    Lance Hendrikson
    Tom Savini
     
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    Weird how she just faded into obscurity also.
     
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    Still amazing.
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen!

    Tough thread, heh, but I'll at least agree on the female hotties. Kelly Brook in Piranha...man alive!

    I think it's tough for a guy to answer this thread because women are made up to be beautiful, be it in art or in the makeup they wear, while men are made to be enviable or strong, which would explain bigdaddy's answer about people he'd want to hang out with or admire rather than a dude he'd want to do a meat copter with.
     
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    Ha, you have good taste in men! I'll go with evil dead era Bruce Campbell and Ezra godden
     
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    If I had to choose a dude, I'd go with Michael Berryman or Matthew McGrory. I wouldn't enjoy it, so I might as well have a good story :)

    The women of horror are rightly famously hot though, so my list there would be quite long.
     
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    Seriously? Not a single pic? Im ashamed of you all.
     
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    I think I'd RATHER switch teams than do Sheri Moon Zombie. There's a good reason she does so well when cast as nasty white trash...
     
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    Good point,Jolt. Someone get a shot of Debisue's Voorhees up in this thread.

    And killit-thanks.I'm not gay or even bi, (I don't think.. ;0)but I can appreciate a sharp-looking dude.Terlesky's got a great head of hair,not unlike myself when I let it go for awhile.
     
  20. lakini71

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    Well, since I'm a gay man, my switching teams requires me to go straight, and no one would do it for me as much as Jamie Lee Curtis, then and now!
     

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