I picked Eli Roth. Hey, Hostel was about guys getting tortured, Hostel II about girls, maybe Hostel III will be about little kids...
Akon is definitely spitting some murderous flow once he gets past the whole "Somepeopledon'twannaseeusto-gether, but it don't matterno, since I got you"--then the backwards-masked kill-instructions begin. Wouldn't surprise me if they were about children. Just sayin'.
Bush, cuz he's doing it for real. Roth killed one in Hostel 2, but that's fiction. I wouldn't be the least bit shocked to find Rosie was the real wicked witch and eats children.
Of course: Michael Moore. For fear of missing lunch, he'd certainly kill a child. unless Rosie got to the child first...even "Sicko's" gotta eat.
No, Moore's gone respectable now. He has closely-cropped hair and wears tuxedoes...no longer a slobby guy.
Bush is too easy. I went with Cruise. I think he stops kids in the street and asks them if they believe in flying saucers - if they say no, he might well snap.
I've seen 2 UFO's. And I ain't fucking joking. Doesn't make me wanna snap and kill kids. But still, Cruise is crazy, so yeah.